The Rocket City Microthon is the most (the only?) prestigious event for the least elite non-athletes. Put on your numbered bib (just like the real racers!) and run, walk, crawl, skip, roll – whatever it takes to get across the 0.12K Butler Green at Campus 805 and claim your coveted Finisher’s Medal (aka bottle opener) and oval “0.12K” sticker to let other drivers know “Hey I’m better than you.” Don’t let all the fun tents with cool stuff along the course distract you from your goal – visit them on your way to redeem your golden ticket at a participating Campus 805 brewery or restaurant! Maybe put on your race T-shirt first so everyone will be impressed with your non-athletic prowess.